East Exploration Mingle (CLOSED)

[equinoctials]

characters: Aziraphale, Bucky, Crowley, Hopper, Jason Todd, Kol, Ignis, Kakyoin, M.K., Noctis, Riku
location: East of Beacon
date/time: September 9-12
content: Mingle log for various interactions happening during the expedition to explore east of Beacon.
warnings: Please put warnings in your threads if you need to warn for something!

Comments

[worthallthis]

[It really would be. The strangest things the Soldier is used to dealing with, prior to dying, were awful electronic chairs, annoying backup for targets that can fly with metal wings, and idiot targets in stupid outfits. It's starting to wonder at the worlds these people are coming from, Jesus.]

And they were loud. So you could hear them coming too.

[Hopefully? There has to be a bright side to that, right?]

[broplaints]

Most of the time. Some of them could be pretty quiet though.

[He couldn't even tell you what the weirdest thing he's ever experienced is. There's at least twenty things that could count.]

I never thought I'd say this, but I actually kind of miss Gladio's snoring.

[worthallthis]

Why would anyone miss snoring?

[That sounds kind of counter-intuitive. Snoring keeps other people awake. And isn't generally a sign of healthy sleeping, is it?]

[broplaints]

[Gladio is like six foot six inches and two hundred and sixty pounds of solid muscle mass. Who knows why he snores. Probably so he can be just annoying when asleep as he is awake.]

Guess you just get used to things after a while. Besides, it wasn't like we could just shove him over and make him stop. Me and Prompto tried once. I ended up with his arm slung across me. I almost died.

[worthallthis]

[The only way Noctis could have almost died is if that arm was as metal as the Soldier's. (He's exaggerating, dumbass. Shut up.) Besides, the Soldier thinks it can think of a better reason why this Gladio guy would pin his friend down.]

Are you sure he didn't do that on purpose to keep you from trying it again.

[And to amuse himself. The Soldier may not be allowed to prank people, but it still knows how.]

[broplaints]

[You stop that you stop that right now. Gladio's arms are heavy and you've seen him, right? He's a stick. Not even. Like half a stick. A twig, if you will.]

I feel so called out right now. [And he just came to have a good time.] Ignis does the same thing. Flings an arm around me when we sleep. Says I wiggle around too much.

[worthallthis]

[The Soldier doesn't smile, but it does kind of want to. Good response, little deposed king.]

Sounds reasonable. Wriggling would keep somebody awake.

[It can easily imagine a small, wriggly person sharing the bed, more clearly than it anticipated. That time it does smile a bit, even if it's weird, because the Soldier hadn't actually had a bed ever.]