"I figured it out pretty quickly. You steer with the wheel, and then there's a lever you hit with your foot to go, and a different one to stop. I think it's the... right one? To go. Just go easy on it because it doesn't take much to get it to move, and it's really jerky if you push too hard."

Who knows how fast they're supposed to go though, really, he knows his weight is probably far more than the thing is supposed to handle. But also, again, it's a ride, right? Probably simplified so even a kid could figure it out.

"You want to try? Or there's other stuff here I haven't checked out yet too. You been on any of the rides?"