"Right, that makes sense. Just rides for the park, like how carousels have fake horses."

Cool. The car is slow, but considering the last time he floored it to make it go faster he ended up (not quite) breaking his nose, he's determined to be more careful this time. He turns, and it goes puttering in a wide arc, but ends up trying to straighten the wheel far too late and thunks into the side of the arena. He doesn't fall out so much as he abruptly falls downward in a collapse of splayed limbs across the top of the car.

"Are the real ones at least easier to drive?" he grumbles as he tries to sit up, and that's when he instead falls to the side and onto the ground.