It was very tempting to test the limits of the deep fryer spirit, to figure out if it really could fry anything. Could he just give it inedible objects? Liquids? He knows, of course, how a deep fryer works, even if they rarely see much use in his time, but there's a stunning lack of good entertainment around here most of the time, and the spirits have shown themselves capable of some truly bizarre feats. Of course, the caveat that he'd have to consume anything he handed over made the prospect far less appealing. Until he thought of a happy medium, that is.

Now he's not entirely sure if he regrets his decision, cracking a deep-fried coffee bean between his teeth. That... certainly is a flavor.

"I'm not entirely certain how to answer that. The texture could use some work."

There is, after all, a reason people started brewing these instead of just eating them.