"It's more annoying than anything else," Soldat says, still stupidly embarrassed about the whole thing. "The worst that will probably happen is I have to throw it up. Pretty sure I can't poison myself unless I drink a liter of something bad for me. Can't get drunk, you know." Maybe if they actually ate rocks or something, it might cause a problem, but--

(Yum.)

--well, shit. They might have to find some new ways to manage this. Snacks on hand in edible containers. Some kind of necklace to chew on that they can't swallow because it's attached to a chain. Gum, maybe. Do they still have chewing gum in the future?