[ He's seen worse cops. Sure, she might look a little scraggly, but at least she has the common decency to look like the type of cop to shoot a family and burn the house down to hide the evidence. Shiny do-gooder cops are shit too. He's not going to forget about that too quickly.

He's about to make an incredibly smartass comment about how he did it specifically to piss her off, Avril Lavigne, but the mushroom kid and the sprouts non-sequitur is enough to make him do a doubletake and squint at her. ]

Oh, god, another one of his little fucking friends. [ He ducks back under the counter. Ooh, this decanter's fance. He's going to pop that thing open and sniff it to see if it's evil enough for him to drink. ] I don't even wanna know why you said that. I'm tryna drink to forget, here.