You know, they're probably going to have to talk about the logistics of being super heavy at some point. For instance, Sora's a varsity level swimmer but still hasn't figured out a way to swim with all the extra weight? Skyler had tried once after the surgery but had given up when he felt himself sinking like a stone. Neither put much thought into it since. He needs to at least ask the soldier if they've got anything to get around these things besides floaties.

"Oh, man, it was totally your fault that I had a great time chilling with him. How do I forgive you for that?" He snickers, then looks into the distance, sighing happily. Yeah, nothing to worry about here. Friends are good. "They're really generous, Crowley and Aziraphale. You're lucky you found them. People can be mean sometimes, you know?"