"In the middle of a blizzard, all the way out here?" the Soldier exclaims, probably showing more obvious emotion than Sora has seen yet, and that emotion is angry exasperation. With a hint of Brooklyn accent. "You coulda gotten lost in the snow and we wouldn't see you 'till spring. You coulda gotten eaten by spirits. You coulda froze to death!"

Look, you want to be the Soldier's friend, you have to put up with insane over-protectiveness and lectures when you do something stupid. This is officially something stupid.