[ The Baptists down south can get pretty zealous, and once or twice he's heard of a born-again practicing their preaching in a tent at the edges of the bayou, but Appalachia has different sub-genres. Apparently. ]

...I've heard of aruspicy, but that's more of an animal entrails thing than a- digging around in shit for the winning lotto numbers thing. [ Nate's grimace says enough. ] Take it you're not the religious type, either.