[Crowley throws his head back and lets out an overdramatic sigh.]

Oooooh, riiiiiight, I've heard this one before. We get to be the heroes and save everyone in this world, because it's so our problem. Hate to break it to you, but I've done about enough world-saving to last me multiple lifetimes. And you know what it got me?

Executed.

Rather not do it again, thanks. Just want to get out of this place and back to Earth where I belong.