That's a very tall order for someone who has a hard time holding actual conversations without chopping their sentences in pieces, and can count on one hand how many conversations they've had on the network. But they nod, say, "Yes, sir. I'll do it." They'd rather do it themselves, or maybe with Misty's help, than have Cao Pi or someone twist their meaning around with whatever his predetermined biases might be.

(You have your own biases, pal. Not ones that might hurt our friend. See, that's the bias. That's one I don't care about changing.)