who's looking to be hired? i'll give whoever can get me off this planet and back to Prometha seven thousand dollars. More, if you can do it without, like, a lot of shooting and gore and death. Or, hey, if you can get in contact with a guy named Zer0? Any of the above. Reaaaaally not picky.
A, the one where he runs into a spirit;
[It's not that he intentionally strayed close to the edge of the woods. But he was looking for housing beyond the Invincible, and he crossed a bridge, and you know what, this is why he hates nature. Give him a city any day, not a place where things crawl out of the woods to talk to you.]
Oh . . . . hhhhhey.
[Because, see, that sure is a very tall spirit staring down at him. Holy shit. Um. He glances frantically around for a split second, and glory be, there's someone nearby.]
Do, um . . . do skag rules apply, do you think, I mean, do you play dead or try and intimidate it or . . . what would be best in this situation, do you think . . .
B, the one where he's failing to hack something;
[There's a man with a glowing blue eye sitting at the back of the Invincible, muttering to himself. Which is odd, honestly, even for Beacon, because it's usually the spirits you have to watch out for, not random strange men muttering. But here we are, and he's grimacing as he gestures towards his tablet again and again, alternating between typing frantically and glaring hard at it.]
Rhys Strongfork | Borderlands
okay okay so
who's looking to be hired? i'll give whoever can get me off this planet and back to Prometha seven thousand dollars. More, if you can do it without, like, a lot of shooting and gore and death. Or, hey, if you can get in contact with a guy named Zer0? Any of the above. Reaaaaally not picky.
A, the one where he runs into a spirit;
[It's not that he intentionally strayed close to the edge of the woods. But he was looking for housing beyond the Invincible, and he crossed a bridge, and you know what, this is why he hates nature. Give him a city any day, not a place where things crawl out of the woods to talk to you.]
Oh . . . . hhhhhey.
[Because, see, that sure is a very tall spirit staring down at him. Holy shit. Um. He glances frantically around for a split second, and glory be, there's someone nearby.]
Do, um . . . do skag rules apply, do you think, I mean, do you play dead or try and intimidate it or . . . what would be best in this situation, do you think . . .
B, the one where he's failing to hack something;
[There's a man with a glowing blue eye sitting at the back of the Invincible, muttering to himself. Which is odd, honestly, even for Beacon, because it's usually the spirits you have to watch out for, not random strange men muttering. But here we are, and he's grimacing as he gestures towards his tablet again and again, alternating between typing frantically and glaring hard at it.]
Come on, you stupid piece of--
[LET YOURSELF BE HACKED.]