"Well, no one said I was planning to do it," he waffles, thinking he's probably done it again and gone too far with this explanation. "Anyway, if I did, I'd be very careful. I don't trust her as far as I can throw her, which is just as well, since I've got a surprisingly strong arm."

Unnecessary information, probably. But he thinks it might lighten this very dark mood he's curated between talks of wars past and wars pending.