Somehow, Noctis actually manages to make it across the newly formed bridge without either slipping off or, perhaps more embarrasingly, slipping and cracking his head open. Don't ask him how he did it, because he has no actual idea.

(Okay, so he may or may not have just warp to certain points, but it still totally counts.)

But pushing crates down it is really, really fun. And he's exceptionally tempted to sit on top of one and ride it back to shore. Except that half of them are falling into the water and he's definitely going to have to go fish them out later.

"Maybe we should start keeping score. Like extreme bowling or something."