You have as strange an idea of fun as I do. But I'm not going to complain.

[The Soldier will take very good care of the fancy sword! Well, aside from hurling it at a tree. It leads him around behind the house, where there is a broken tree stump and a still-standing tree that both show marks of multiple knives being thrown at them, or sliced on them for that matter. Target practice, whether thrown or in the hand.

None of them have bullet holes. Bullets are in limited supply, and so are being conserved.]