Oof, that deserves an eye-roll, despite the fact that if his wife were here he'd be all into those high heels. "Will wonders never cease," he mutters. "Well. I suppose a thank you is in order for making sure no one else ran off with my sword."

Which he doesn't exactly say openly, and also makes another face like, you do that again and I'll kick your ass with the sword I have left. But he doesn't say it.