I usually have more than this. This isn't even half of them.

[True, several of them actually belong in various hiding places around the house, but still. The Soldier has a lot of knives. And now that it has some back, and its music, it's feeling a lot better about life. Enough to joke a little more.]

You're the first person I've met who thinks knives are fun.

[A pointed pause, then it adds,]

Besides me.