[But he hates sharing!! At least when it comes to backstories. Other kinds of sharing are totally fine. Sharing the curiosity of what's going on down there?

Definitely better.

Which is why Molly's already taking a brisk walk that way, calling all over his shoulder.] I've got three guesses, but the worst one is probably the most likely. Some panicked newcomer probably tried to jack the bloody thing.

[Well, he's half right.]